mom:
do you have a boyfriend
me:
um yeah
mom:
does he exist
me:
obviously
mom:
does he know you exist
me:
not yet
me:
opens tumblr
me:
sees pictures of band members
me:
makes weird noises
me:
rolls off bed
me:
rolls out window
me:
rolls into street
me:
rolls off the earth
me:
floats into space
me:
incinerates in the sun
me:
reblogs post
reasons why kpoppers would die if their parents found their tumblr
parents:
who are these babies you keep on referring to? are you pregnant?
parents:
this man is ruining your life? we have to call the police to end this harassment!
parents:
don't tell me... he's the one who got you pregnant?!??!!
parents:
why do you keep telling that picture to "stop"? he's just standing there. do you have a mental disease?
parents:
you want to marry that boy? is he a doctor?
parents:
moving to korea? who's going to pay for it?
parents:
what is dubulge?
parents:
shooting anonymous??!! have you become a serial killer?!?!!?!!?!?!?!
parents:
WHY IS THAT BREASTLESS GIRL FLAUNTING HER NIPPLES??!?!!
parents:
why are they all blonde is that even possible i mean THEY'RE ASIAN.
parents:
are they speaking chinese?
parents:
are they gay?
parents:
why does he have blue hair?
parents:
so you're telling me that's a guy? pfffffffffffffffffffffff
parents:
they're all ugly.
parents:
they're all prettier than you.
Interuppting my friend with kpop lyrics.
Friend:
A B C D E F-
Me:
GEE GEE GEE GEE Baby baby baby~
Friend:
I'm so-
Me:
CURIOUS YEAAAH~
Friend:
I lost-
Me:
MAH MIIIIIND~
Friend:
Wow-
Me:
FANTASTIC BABY!
Friend:
Stop-
Me:
STOP BREAKING MAH HEAART~
Friend:
Sorry-
Me:
SORRY SORRY SORRY~
Friend:
I want-
Me:
NOBODY NOBODY BUT YOU~
Friend:
Everyday I-
Me:
SHOCK OH EVERY NIGHT I SHOCK~
Friend:
What's up-
Me:
DELI BOYY~
Friend:
You're my-
Me:
HEART HEART HEART HEART HEAAAART BREAAKEEER~
Friend:
I hate you-
Me:
YEAAH I HATE YOU~
Friend:
Oh my-
Me:
BEAUUUUTIFUL TARGEEEEET~
Friend:
Why-
Me:
WHY WHY? WHY WHY? WHY WHY? BEFORE THE DAWWWWWWN
I have two lives.
Real life:
Shit.
K-Pop life:
RAINBOWS FROM UNICORNS SHOWERING ALL OVER ME WHILE I PRANCE THROUGH MY HAREM OF KOREAN MEN. CHOIRS OF ANGELS SINGING IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE NEW, TALENTED ROOKIE GROUPS DESCEND FROM HEAVEN.
